SCOOBIE'S
"Were not friends. Never were. I can fool Giles, I can fool my friends,but I can't fool myself. Or Spike, for some reason. What I want from you, I can never have." -Buffy, in "Lovers Walk"
Richard: "Hi, sweet thing. I'm Richard. And you are?
Buffy: "So not intrested." -"Reptile Boy"
Oz: "Hey, so you're not wanted for murder anymore."
Buffy: "Oh, good. That was such a drag." -"Dead Mans Party"
"I hate it when they drown me." -Buffy, in "Bad Girls"
"Okay. You get fang. I'll get horny." -Buffy discussing her battle strategy with Riley, in "Where The Wild Things Are"
"You don't hide! You're bait! Go act baity." -Xander to Cordy, in "Anne"
Xander: "Angel? Weird? What are the odds?"
Willow: "Do you think there's something wrong? Should you mabe tell Giles?"
Buffy: "I don't want to bug Giles. He's still twitchy about the subject of Angel."
Xander: "Must be that whole Angel-killed-his-girlfriend-and-tortured-him thing. Giles is really petty about stuff like that."
"Do you mind? I'm talking to my demon." -Xander, meaning Anya, in his dream, in "Restless"
"Hey, evil dead you're in my seat." -Xander to spike, in "Blood Ties"
"You know, you should never hurt the feelings of a brutal killer. (thinks for a bit) Actualy, that's a pretty good piece of advice." Xander, after telling Spike to move, in "Blood Ties"
"Well, we try not to get killed. That's part of our whole mission statement. Don't get killed." -Willow, in "Anne"
"It's horrible. That's me as a vampire? I mean, I'm so evil, and skanky (softly to Buffy) and I think I'm kind of gay." -Willow, in "Doppelgangland"
"To hell with Giles!" -Willow after finding out Buffy will have to skip class because of her new training scedule, in "Real Me"
"Great. Now I'm going to be stuck with serious thoughts all day." -Cordelia,in "Beauty And The Beasts"
Buffy: "Do you really love Xander?"
Cordelia: "Well, he just. . . grows on you, like a Chia Pet -"Homecoming"
Xander: "Oh, God, what'd you do to each other?
Buffy: "Long story."
Cordelia:"Got hunted."
Buffy: "Apparently not that long -"Homecoming"
"Oh, it is good to be back in Sunnydale. Nice climate, plenty to eat, no tortured humanity to hold me down . . ." -Angel, in "Enemies"
"You actually sleep with this guy?" -Angel, in "The Yoko Factor"
Angel: "Oh. And . . . Riley?"
Buffy: "Yeah."
Angel (nods): I don't like him." -"The Yoko Factor"
Willow (proudly): "Oz is a werewolf."
Buffy (to Faith): "Long story
Oz "Got bit."
Buffy: "Apparently not that long." -"Faith, Hope & Trick"
Giles: She said the slayer was supposed to be here. To have been here already."
Oz: "Well, that certainly would have been helpful. -"The Wish"
Willow: "Are you guys playing tonight?"
Oz: "The bands kind of moving towards this new sound where we suck. So practice." -(I have yet to find out which episode this quote comes from)
Giles: "Clearly we're looking for a depraved, sadistic animal."
Oz: "Present. Hey I may be a cold-blodded jelly doughnut - but my timing's impeccable." -"Beauty & The Beasts"
"So, are you girls taking Intro Psych, or do you just want me dead." -Riley, in "The Freshman"
"I'm sorry. I've forgotten my manners in all the concussion. I'm Riley. Riley, in "The Freshman"
"Come on. No more chick-pit for you" -Riley to Giles, in "Buffy vs Dracular"
Buffy: "Are you mad at me?"
Riley: "No. Not at all. I'm plotting your death, but in a happy way."
Buffy: "Good."
Riley:"If we can't figure this out then --
Buffy: "Then what, this is good bye? -"Into The Woods"
Anya: "Give me a beer."
Waiter: "I.D.
Anya: "I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just give me a friggin' BEER
Waiter: "I.D."
Anya: "Give me a coke." -"Doppelgangland"
"Vampires. Always thinking with your teeth." -Anya, in "Doppelgangland"
Giles: "Don't taunt the fear demon."
Xander: "Why. Can he hurt me?"
Giles: "No, it's just tacky."
Giles (trying not to cry: "She was. . . . truly the finest of all of us."
Xander: "Way better than me. . . .
Giles (sadly nodding: "Much, much better." -Grieving over Willow, who's not dead, in "Doppelgangland"
SPIKE
"I'm glad I came here, you know? I been all wrongheaded about this. Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else. I want Dru back, I just have to be the man I was. The man she loved. I'm gonna do what I shoulda done in the first place. I'll find her, wherever she is. . . .and I'll tie her up and torture her until she likes me again. . . . -Spike, in "Lovers Walk"
"You got slayer problems. That's a bad piece of luck. You know what I find works real good with slayers? Killing them. -Spike, in "School Hard"
Harmony: "But why? Because she's back?"
Spike: "No. Because I am." -"Crush"
Spike:"I know you never loved me but, you treated me like a man."
Buffy turns and looks at him
Spike (cont.): "oh, go get your stuff. I'll wait down here." -"The Gift"
SLAYERS
"That was me shirt.That was me only shirt." -Kendra
"It's like fun, only boring." -Faith, on training and testing, in "Doppelgangland"
Angel: "You can't imagine the price for true evil."
Faith: "Yeah? I hope evil takes MasterCard." -"Consequences"
DEMONS
"Bored now, this is the part that's less fun when no ones screaming." -Vamp Willow, in "The Wish"
"Slap my hand dead soul man." -Vamp Xander, in "The Wish"
Darla: "I think our boys are going to fight."
Drusilla: "The king of Cups expects a picnic, but this is not his birthday."
Darla: "Good point." -"Fool For Love"
"Miss Edith speaks out of turn. She's a bad example and will have no cakes today. -Drusilla, in "school Hard"
ROBOTS
"That'll put the marzipan in your pie plate bingo." Buffybot, in "Bargaining"
"Warren cannot be your boyfriend. Warren is my boyfriend." -April, in "I Was Made To Love You"
"Oh, Spike, devour me." -Buffybot in "Intervention"
